fuckinq: i want to kiss someone so so badly
lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
Possibly the most horrifying fusion ever.
chadleymacguff: purrawontblink: can you imagine it at the Pokecenter? WHY SO SICK
boku-no-poltergeist: strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones
jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks
jetstreak: Season 1 Season 2 Season 3 Season 4 Season 5 Season 6 Season 7 Season 8
skullpies: oh wow nice more color palettes…WAIT A MINUTE THAT LOOKS LIKE gasp WAIT A MINUTE if i remember mami gets her head chomped off in ep 3 AND MS. FORTUNE CAN REMOVE HER HEAD GAAASSSSP how clever of them
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS can we have a...
Inbox me numbers and I'll answer (SMUTTY/SEXUAL...
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?
thekoolaidkid: why don’t yugioh fuck yourself
thewholockgames: dean-the-hug-monster: I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me. He doesn’t have a car. He lives 10 miles away. He ran. MARRY HIM
malijuanastyles: my brother was born in the 2000s so he literally grew up on ipods nintendo ds’s HD Tv’s and obscene laptops and shit like that and he just discovered my old portable radio and he’s been so amazed ever since man he hasn’t left my room for like 2 days straight he just sits in here and jams out to the wack ass static with the faint sound of that new icona pop tune playing
necrophilofthefuture: BIP BOP BAM LOOK AT THIS LAMB
the-barricade-girl: oh sweet jesus oh sour jesus oh BBQ jesus oh cool ranch jesus oh doritos locos tacos jesus